Thursday, 28 February 2013
Whatever Happens In Aso Rock Should Please Stay In Aso Rock..
Aren't we all down right depressed at the crap the govt throws at us each day? Regardless of the fact that none of their so called policies affect us directly or even affect us at all yet we are made to groan at the mere mention of the unbelievable garbage coming out of the rock in Abuja,I have come to realise that it is better these news should be kept to the airwaves of the state capital and not bother us with their farts. I think we should adapt the "We Don't Care " approach to the dishes they serve us; we don't care about the pension fund and the amount that was stolen,the cheap bail and whereabouts of the thief
We don't care about how much was budgeted to build a house for the vice president and our very own Patience Goodluck
We don't care about the reasons why Farouk hasn't been jailed
We don't give a damn about the fuel subsidy report
We don't care about a group of politrickcians merging with another group of politrickcians to form a bigger band of Ali and the forty thieves
We don't care about the Lagos Ibadan Expressway contract
We don't care about news like this because it only increases our blood pressure due to the fact that these amounts are in Billions of naira,hang on readers..don't disrespect the word BILLIOn..do you know how many millions you have to count to reach a billion?? Please don't waste your hard earned cash to buy newspapers to read about how money is being stolen! Instead save the cash to buy boli and groundnut at least you know you're going to enjoy that and also make an old woman by the road roasting plantain in the heat happy.
Does it not surprise you that most of Nigeria's money is being circulated among the elites? Those who their parents are in high places,those who have the opportunity to have friends with connections. Besides the entertainment industry where else do we have young millionaires emerging? I try to distance myself from the cons of politics but having seen different societies and how things are supposed to be done,I've resolved to shut myself away from these news unless the news is about how farmers have been given subsidized loans for the planting of cassava which is processed into garri which is a staple food for all Nigerians then abeg make them no give us yama yama news again!
Written by Femi Shine follow @FemiShine